It's a Meme!
Journal Entry: Sat Jun 21, 2008, 11:47 AM
First of all I want to say that I mean NONE of this, it's just a meme. I love you to death Keri. <3
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Dear Keri,
I don't know how to say this, but I hate you.
I think I realized it when I was taking a walk in the mental hospital, and I saw you punching that crazy monk. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I've had a sex change. I'm sending back your ring, but I'll keep your suicide-note as a memory. You should know that I will always try to forget our friendship.
Say goodbye to your creepy family from me
Okami
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Rules:
1. Fill in the gaps with the info.
2. Post to dA or myspace... or something
3. You read this... you're tagged!
The Note:
Dear -your partners name- (if you're single, write John)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__
-your name-
The Info
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister
2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy
3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush
4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out
5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange my Carl Larsson-collection
pink my cat
no underwear my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk
6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - woman (if you're male) / man (if you're female)
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited
7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks
8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER/PAINT?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box
9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades
10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B shall always remember
C/D never will forget
E/F Always will try to forget
G/H will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J have always felt dirty because of
K/L have never laughed in public about
M/N am makin a movie about
O/P throw rocks at
Q/R informed the psychiatrist about
S/T get sick when I think about
U/V/W told the news paper about
X/Y/Z never liked
11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek
12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me
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Anyways, I don't mean any of it again! <3 I love you so much babe the Meme was just too random and stuff to pass up. Besides, I read it. D: Blame Shen, I read it on her journal.
- Mood:
Approval - Listening to: My Dove Singing.
- Reading: Chat-Logs
- Watching: Ninja Warrior
- Playing: On my Computer?
- Eating: Nothing
- Drinking: Pomegranate+Cranberry Juice.
Devious Comments
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"Let your anger out... and then let it go."- The Last Airbender
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*Wir gehören zusammen*
*Wie der Wind und das Meer*
*Und wenn wir uns trennen*
*Sieht uns der Morgen vielleicht nie mehr. <3*
~ Kataang
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Hit Me Like a Heart Attack <3
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I'm Kamikazie-Watermelon, and I approve this message.
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Assar De Templari
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Hablo español! XD
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C:
Thanks so much for the
I appreciate it
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♥ When You stand, the tall trees and mountains bow
When You speak, the fiercest of oceans is still
And I see the sinner seek devotion
The lost become chosen, and I fall to my knees
grrrrr
......well im being kicked off the computer so....bye.....
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when is my life going to fly away with the rest of my problems?
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屆かぬ想い :: Todokanu Omoi :: Thoughts Unarrived
- Mako
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"WE'RE GOING DOWN TOWN MAKING OUT WITH A CLOWN AS SUGAR BLOWS UP IN THE CEILING" - Sugar We're Goin' Down (Sunny Ver.)
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// o t t o //
create your own emo boy and emo girl!!
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(wonk uoy naht niotceffa erom deen I)
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I just like the ambualnce.
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M|A|N|G|A my anti drug
CAUZE WHEN YOUR ADDICTED TO MANGA,HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLE AFFORD DRUGS?
OH NOES KATIE, OH NOES
/SPAM
SPAAAAM
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can it be raep time nao?
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